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fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

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teamfreekickass:

itsimnothatfunny:

teamfreekickass:

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teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

Owls don’t exist 

Anyone who believes in owls is a communist. 

I said it on the internet so now it has to be true.

BOOM. This is how politics get done. 

Guess I’ll be a communist…..

GET THE COMMUNIST

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When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy.

Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)
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firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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